(mj would never have that as a title for anything lol) ok, i was at my friends house, keri, and her room is on the 2nd floor, and on hot days it cin get really really hot up in there. so then, i dont remember if it was her or me that suggested it, buut one of us was like, its too hot up here lets go out side to cool off a lil bit. so we did, and one of the neigbor kids is my buddy whos lil 6 and i call ninja (hes like a lil monkey ninja ) and he was talking to this lil group of migets like him. i was all like hey ninja wats up! then wona the lil migets started shooting rapid fire at me with his --- damn water gun! then i started swearing and cussing at him (it was real bad, bad enough to make a sailor blush) and he was only like 6, so he was scarred for his life, but then, 3 more lil midgets got there friggin water gun and got me! wtf man?!?!?!?! i didnt even no those fuckers! then they shot my friend keri, wich pissed her off, so her mom kinna laughed at her. so then, keri told her mom to screw off. bad move keri. so now shes fuckin grounded, im not alloud to go over there, and im fuckin typing this at the computer soaked! i had to walk home soaking wet! ninja wasnt one of the fuker that were squirting me, though. he was actually trying to make them stop. i luv my lil ninja!